I Have Returned (Seriously This Time)!

What was meant to be a week-long trip turned into a month-long stay.  With a lack of internet and me dropping my laptop a few times and killing it, updating has been difficult.  Now I'm back and my computer is... well... not in pristine condition, but in a semi-working order.  I have many items to review now that I'm back, so I'm going to hop to it!